
Fire at a Birthday PartyFire at a Birthday Party by ~VampireQueenEffeffia
Don't trust the newspaper. It never told the truth. It looked at the man who owned the bowling alley, but the TV news looked at the girls who suffered.
I remember it clearly.
The Memory Bowling Alley.
The name itself foreshadowed tragedy.
I was in fifth grade. It was Caroline's birthday party. I was wearing a polo shirt, striped with lime green and sky blue. My ca-pries were brown, and I had my favorite green jacket tied tightly around my waist. My shoes were blue, given to me from my cousin before she became a rising star. I still wore glasses, and my dirty blond-going-brown hair was tied back into a ponytail. I had bought her a funny ca
| Yes, I know that's a lot of points, but I want to start a contest and I need something to be the prize. (First place is 500 points, 520 if it's REALLY good.) If I haven't already, I'll give the top 6 Llama Badges. Note: I WILL NOT BE USING POINTS TO BUY PEOPLE BADGES, BUY MYSELF ACCESSORIES FOR MY LLAMAS, UPGRADE MY dA MURO, BUY PREMIUM MEMBERSHIPS, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! THEY ARE PURELY FOR THE CONTEST PRIZES! |
Heh . . . Ever notice how hilarious it is when people on the Internet can't read a single thing? Yeah, lemme tell everyone something: The Internet is like Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life - Basic reading ability is needed to fully enjoy. (Seriously, that's what it says on the back cover.)
So now . . . let me take the chance to ask all of you if you've ever witnessed or experienced an epic reading fail of mass proportion from someone on the Internet. Either provide a screen shot or just give me the comment below. This will now be the Reading Fail journal
We'll all take time to read and laugh at people who really should have thought the comment through before making it.